Unofficial H.A.S. Restricted Page

"My most brilliant page yet!"-- PC Gamer/Author/Administrator

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Warning!! This page could be offensive in many ways if you think that this warning could affect you in any way please stop reading now and hit your browser's back button.

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aball4.gif (8239 bytes)Some tunes for your visit.

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Official Mascot

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Later on we will be having a contest having to do with Fly Guy but I'll wait to explain that until I get the details worked out.

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Jokes

Yes, even I have a sense of humor.

The reason these jokes aren't on my Area 51 Joke page is 'cause they aren't as friendly as the others or because they have something/anything to do with toiletries.

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I'm workin' on em!!!

  1. The Sparrow

  2. Sleeping Husband

  3. City Slicker

  4. White House Urinator

  5. Mismatched Pair of Gloves

  6. Come early and Bring Your Lunch

  7. 200 Bucks

  8. Cool Old Rooster

  9. Who's Dog is Smartest?

  10. . The Man with no Arms and no Legs